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This is a pillow for the young ones. One half has prickly
stubble, resembling the texture of daddy's beard, the other is
soft and supple with a fake nipple at the end that can be
Sprinkle with either parents perfume or aftershave, to trick
the child whilst you are holidaying
in the Greek Islands.
The classic experiment with young monkeys and cloth and wire surogate dolls. [popbottle, Jun 08 2013]
Better than your bisexual pillow [4and20, Jun 09 2013]
It's the little things
[4and20, Jun 10 2013]
||What happens if both your parents are gay females or gay males? Is there a nipple/nipple and beard/beard range?
||"mum! There's a nipple stuck in my ear"
||//What happens if both your parents are gay females or gay males?// Well then those kids are just going to be messed up to begin with.