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New Commitment Test
Show you really love someone and will trust them all your life - through the expressive medium of crime
Pah. Marriage sucks (excluding my own impending nuptuals due in 2019, which will feature pajamas and Elvis). It's all about religion and the transfer of property. What we need is a new way for couples to show their commitment and get lots of presents at the same time.
Therefore I would suggest
that a couple who love each other should get together, do some planning, and rob a bank. Since (owing to the way the robbery will be carried out) one of them cannot be implicated without the other also taking blame and going to jail, they will have a common bond for the rest of their lives. And they will have lots of money to buy themselves neat stuff or curtains.
(NB: Of course, a simpler test would revolve around the ability to spell and use the words fiance/fiancee correctly.)
||One of my favo(u)rite movies is "Raising Arizona":
HI: What's the matter, Ed?
ED: My fai-ants left me.
VO: She said her fiance had run off with a student
cosmetologist who knew how to ply her feminine wiles.
On Hi's profile. He turns back to ED.
HI: That sumbitch.
||Bonny and Clyde ended up riddled with guilt.