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Step One: Hire ninjas
Step Two: Attract business
Step Three: People hire ninjas to follow them around and prevent them from straying from their diet. For instance, you pick up a french fry and "ZAP!" The ninja descends from the rafters, pulls out his throwing stars, and throws them with great precision,
carrying your french fry (and, if you're unlucky, your finger) away with it, never to be seen again.
This way, the ninja will act as a negative reinforcement.
||Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit
||I think the questionmark is where they sell used/stolen underware
||Hmmm fat people paying for pain and hunger, it could work. fat people who are rich and eccentric enough are probably not a large enough group to mass market to if they idea independantly comes to their head they will hire a one time or specialty middleman to travel to Japan and find a Ninja nutritionist. I want to hear more about your bussiness model before I loan you the money to buy up ninjas.