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Ninja Diet Police

Trained martial-artists follow you and ensure you keep your diet.
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Step One: Hire ninjas

Step Two: Attract business

Step Three: People hire ninjas to follow them around and prevent them from straying from their diet. For instance, you pick up a french fry and "ZAP!" The ninja descends from the rafters, pulls out his throwing stars, and throws them with great precision, carrying your french fry (and, if you're unlucky, your finger) away with it, never to be seen again.

This way, the ninja will act as a negative reinforcement.

Alx_xlA, Jan 26 2009


       Phase 1: Collect underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit   

       I think the questionmark is where they sell used/stolen underware   

       Hmmm fat people paying for pain and hunger, it could work. fat people who are rich and eccentric enough are probably not a large enough group to mass market to if they idea independantly comes to their head they will hire a one time or specialty middleman to travel to Japan and find a Ninja nutritionist. I want to hear more about your bussiness model before I loan you the money to buy up ninjas.
MercuryNotMars, Jan 26 2009


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