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Nipple Armory

 Why should aging pop stars have all of the fun?
 
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Nipple shields are a semi-hot item now, but unfortunately the market for them is limited. Create an entire armory of nipple adornments: nipple swords, nipple halberds, nipple crossbows, nipple flails, etc. You can wear them while you're playing D&D or at a Society for Creative Anachronism event, or discuss them while standing in line at the next Star Wars movie.
—kevindimie, Feb 20 2004

Society for Creative Anachronism http://www.sca.org/
[kevindimie, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Nipple shields! http://www.tribalec...m/NippleShields.asp
Made famous by Janet Jackson in the Super Bowl halftime show [kevindimie, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       I knew I shouldn't search for "nipple shields" at work. But I just had to know...   

       (later) You miss one superbowl and you sure miss a lot.
—Worldgineer, Feb 20 2004
   

       I'm sure that if you looked really, really hard on the internet, you could find a photo, who knows, maybe even a video of the halftime event.
—kevindimie, Feb 20 2004
   

       That yahoo article is sucky stink. I thought that thing was just a pastie, minus the swinging tassel. But all this piercing stuff - was it somehow embedded in her nipple? Is this something she wears everywhere? Is it something [dimie] wears everywhere?
—bungston, Feb 20 2004
   

       Nipple Shields???? Is she related to Brooke?
—Clogan98, Feb 20 2004
   

       Can you believe Yahoo removed the page? I guess lawsuit was on it's way...
—PauloSargaco, Feb 23 2004
   

       [Worldgineer] i saw that superbowl and i saw the (truly awful) halftime show. however, i happened to look away during the last moments of it, roughly one second before everyone around me suddenly made 'just been slapped with a big wet fish' faces. from the reactions i expected an assassination or explosion and was quite surprised to find it had only been a boob.
seems a boob on american tv is quite an event. presumeably the reason for letterman's continuing popularity.
—stilgar, May 15 2004
   

       Don't forget nipple anti-personel mines, nipple grenades, nipple death ray generator, nipple whip, the ride of the nippleungen...
—JeanLuc159, Apr 02 2012
   

       Yeah dimie, don't forget that stuff. Dimie?
—bungston, Apr 02 2012
   
      
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