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Nipple Skirt

Fashionable Hemline-varying modesty for nipples
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This would be a pair of small skirts for nipples that could vary in fashion year by year as to how much of the nipple they actually cover.

I was thinking that:

A. the "waist band" of the skirt could be the "hemline" that changes in modesty year be year, and the "skirt" part could coyly drape over the business ends of the nipples, flapping open every once in a while with movement, or

B. it could be the other way around, with maybe a minimized "blouse" covering the business end and an attached "skirt" of varying lengths covering that year's fashionable assessment of what is an appropriate percentage of the rest of the breasts.

But I think I like (A.) better because the drapiness of the "skirt" falling over the nipple most of the time except in mid- pirouette, is visually appealing.

JesusHChrist, Apr 13 2013

Sort of like B. http://www.cosmopol...ple-fashion#slide-1
[JesusHChrist, Apr 13 2013]

Shuttlecocks http://ricefield.or...huttlecocks-jan-zi/
[JesusHChrist, Apr 14 2013]


       I'd go for shuttlecocks.
skinflaps, Apr 14 2013

       I really don't know how to evaluate this. My suggestion is to run the idea past a breastfeeding mother, and if you survive the experience, let us know the result.
whlanteigne, Apr 14 2013


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