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Since timezones are sometimes a challenge for virtual
meetups, we could try a bit of performance art and see
how hilarious the results are.
Here's the scoop: everyone participating submits 10 or 20
random clips of them speaking sentences of their
choosing, some quite wild bits, some just maybe
to whomever has the best video editor, they al get mashed
together, and much hilarity ensues.
Mad Magazine #118, April 1968 [kdf, Aug 25 2020]
||Concept at least 50+ years old. See 1968 Mad magazine spoof
of Mission Impossible (linked). "Okay, I've finished splicing
||How about everyone posts in a small smelly item
and a new stink bomb odour is constructed? We
can use 8th's address as the mail drop. There won't
be any complaints as his neighbours are very
tolerant, otherwise they'd have burnt him out
||*bored into sleeping*
*You don't mean! Holy Smokes! To the Half-Cave!*
*various confused looks*
*blathering on about some tedious and long-winded topic*
*I think so, Brain, but how will we get the lobsters to
*BECAUSE I SAID SO!*
*Brits drinking tea*
||If you're wrapped up inside the package, how will you get it to the Post Office ? It's not as if you have any friends you can ask to help out, and if you leave yourself on the doorstep for a courier to collect you'll be taken away by the garbage collection truck...
||Sp. "cowering in mortal terror".
// "Okay, I've finished splicing the tape..." //
||This is weird; all we heard was "This message is endorsed by the 1972 Committee for the Re-election of the President " and then mostly just silence or clicks and bursts of static, almost as if the recording had been deliberately wiped ....
||Clips originating from the Borg shall be virus-scanned,
bleached, and reviewed by our crack team of censors and
cryptologists to check for hidden messages, orders to
sycophants, and alien technological influences.