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Novelty Medicine Cabinet

Loads of laughs. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.
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A devilish surprise for the prying partier seeking more than just relief in your bathroom. Prank your party's pokey potty peekers with any of these novelty medicine cabinets.

In our first model, "Snakes-in-a-can" takes on new meaning when spring loaded serpents fly out at any nosey inquisitor who dares transgress against the tranquility of your toiletries.

Want something more thought provoking? How about our "Severed head" model? Not quite the suppositories and hemorrhoid creams you were hoping to find eh Mr or Ms Pooper Snooper? A scream from the loo means our product came through.

Too macabre? How about our "Whoopie cushion" model? When the door opens, the hidden switch triggers raucous recordings of various embarrassing potty pyrotechnics for all to hear. Crank it up for real laughs. Plaster falling from the ceiling, lights dimming and the police arriving to relay noise complaints will surely keep that pesky pee- er from opening their host's medicine cabinet ever again. (or any medicine cabinet for that matter)

You'll never have to ask a guest "Did you find the bathroom allright?" again.

By Remuco

doctorremulac3, Jul 26 2011

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Mildly evil [8th of 7, Jul 26 2011]


       No home should be without one. [+].   

       Would fit nicely into the existing range of HalfBaked bathroom fixtures ...   

8th of 7, Jul 26 2011

       You got some nosy friends.
blissmiss, Jul 26 2011

       Camera inside photographs snooper and relays images to big screen on dining room wall.
pocmloc, Jul 26 2011

       Sign me up for a bottle of habañero pills.
DrWorm, Jul 26 2011

       // Camera inside photographs snooper and relays images to big screen on dining room wall. //   

       Make the camera only activate when the cabinet is opened, thus preventing the snoop from knowing ahead of time.
Alx_xlA, Jul 28 2011

       There was an idea posted here before, can't find it now... prolly means you'll see it on shelves soon, about lighting a two way mirror from the inside to project an image for an instant.   

       I always thought that this would be an excellent deterrent for medicine cabinet peekers because after the cabinet is shut an image of you glaring with one raised eyebrow would greet them as their own reflection.   

       //project an image for an instant// Would the password be "Bloody Mary"?
spidermother, Jul 28 2011

       I have an old idea simply called "Brown".... where an unstoppable flow of harmless brown stuff starts foaming out of a container opened by a nosey visitor. I didn't post it, and this is an excellent variation. [+]
xenzag, Jul 28 2011

       Yes+ I hadn't believed that people did this until I had things missing from my bathroom cabinets!! Someone told me to put a bunch of loose marbles inside and quickly close the door, so when the snooper opens it----haha!!
xandram, Jul 28 2011

       A buddy of mine suggested having one with a water sprayer aimed at the crotch. Devious in that they might not even notice it.   

       "That wet spot? I was just washing my hands and the water splashed on me!"   

       "Uh hu, sure Senator. We'll just call you Senator Pissy Pants from now on."   

       Works great with titled nobility as well.   

       "Ladies and gentleman, presenting the 3rd Viscount of Cornholia, Viceroy of Ballsackistan, Duke of East Analia, the right proper Lord Pissy Pants."
doctorremulac3, Jul 28 2011

       //Someone told me to put a bunch of loose marbles inside and quickly close the door, so when the snooper opens it--- -haha!!//   

       Idea: A medicine cabinet with a hole drilled in the top edge.
ytk, Jul 28 2011


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