Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Old Guy/New Wife Prostesis for Loin Action

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Regardless of former physical status, writer, god, designer, inventor,


a personal entitity reclaims lost fame and glory, and desperately wants the richness of family life with offspring, a colourfull/white picket fence around a vast lawn, a cow, a horse and some sheep.

The prostesis interconnects loin muscles and glands of the decomposing body, to former splendor and happiness,

satisfying Bonny Many-A-Lass, the local strip joint waitress/dancer/'shop'-keeper, to a level of her thoughtfull consideration of yielding yet another embryo.

Not a gene modifier, but a contraption that connects genes of many times between, object to possible a will of an oil-baron, or 'burger-king/Mogul'.

sirau, Oct 22 2012


       not sure I'm with you on this (thank goodness)
po, Oct 22 2012

       Prostesis = Prosthetic Prostate
hippo, Oct 22 2012

       //This user account was destroyed in a disk crash in October 2004.//   

       Some things, when they're gone, it's best they just stay gone.
lurch, Oct 22 2012

       I'm guessing that this is a problem that exists in the heads of the people who do not have it.
WcW, Oct 22 2012

       It's the 'decomposing body' element which adds that essential touch of extreme paraphilia.
Phrontistery, Oct 23 2012

       So, um, Viagra for zombies?
RayfordSteele, Oct 23 2012

       Hey, c'mon [beanangel]—one account per person, not per personality.
ytk, Oct 23 2012

       Interesting; this Idea is not what I expected from the title, nor is it what I hoped it wouldn't be. I think the fact that it is sheer gibberish takes a sideline to this phenomena of titular-anticipation athematism.
Alterother, Oct 23 2012

       //this Idea is not what I expected from the title//   

       How do you know?
ytk, Oct 23 2012

       Well, I didn't expect the incomprehesible rambling of an obvious lunatic, but in retrospect I probably should have.   

       After all, it takes one to know one (semicolon right-hand parenthesis).
Alterother, Oct 23 2012

       This makes perfect sense to me.   



       Hang on - what am I drinking here?
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 23 2012

       What color is it? If it's a lurid green, it's either absinthe or antifreeze. Either way, you might as well keep drinking.
ytk, Oct 23 2012

       Is "lurid" brighter than "sickly"?
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 23 2012

       Sickly is more a tone than a shade.
Alterother, Oct 23 2012

       [ytk] made me laugh very loud and hard on this one. Keep this shit idea forever, just to read those annos. HA!
blissmiss, Oct 23 2012

Alterother, Oct 23 2012


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