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Outlaw Murphy's Laws

Nothing could ever go wrong and therefore wouldn't
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Create a community by means of legislation and threats of expensive lawsuits, superior technology, backed-up non-MS computing power, very careful individuals, prayer and wishful thinking, where Murphy's laws would not apply.

For example any dropped object would have been dropped on purpose, would not hit one's foot, would not roll away and would not land with the buttered side down.

FarmerJohn, May 01 2002

Baked (Repeal Muphy's Law) http://www.tc.umn.e...s/taglines/taglines
Just over half way down. [lubbit, May 01 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Murphy's Lawyers http://www.halfbake...urphy_27s_20Lawyers
In the process of trying to come up with an idea named "Murphy's Outlaws," this is what I came up with instead. [beauxeault, May 01 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]


       Er, WIBNI?
pottedstu, May 01 2002

       Murphy's Law: The human brain will retain it's identity if you try to make a cyborg.
brewmaster, May 01 2002

       how boring.......Murphy keeps things exciting. Now, outlaw Murphy Brown I could support.
rbl, May 01 2002

       Somebody should come up with a (good) idea, or at least a band, named "Murphy's Outlaws."   

       Speaking of which...(link).
beauxeault, May 01 2002

       Actually, a band called "Murphy's Outlaws" would be cool -- people wouldn't be sure if the mistakes, missed notes, or horrible feedback were accidental or on purpose :)
mrouse, May 01 2002

       Oddly, as I was reading this, a glop of yog[h]urt fell off my spoon and onto my pants. Seems Murphy doesn't go quietly.
RayfordSteele, May 01 2002

       Murphy's law is a pessimistic outlook on a life that would not be existent if it wasn't for opportunity and those few optimistis beings out there.
swimbanana21, Jan 12 2004


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