Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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People do not eat it
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Get a small chip recorder, battery and speaker together. Record the agonized yowl of your cat as you pinch its tail. Wire the 'play' key to a pressure switch. Encase the whole thing in several layers of condoms and swallow it.

At the hospital, getting the scratches dressed, tell them the cat that did it is inside you.

neelandan, Mar 07 2002

Self-explanatory idea names. http://www.halfbake...tory_20idea_20names
Something this idea is NOT. [StarChaser, Mar 09 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

What is the difference between pussy and parsley? http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Parsley
People do not eat parsley [neelandan, Mar 13 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       For some reason this idea reminds me of my first boyfriend.   

       "......and the diagnosis doctor"?   

Helium, Mar 07 2002

       What on *earth* are you on about?
angel, Mar 07 2002

       What is the surgical procedure for removing a small pet lodged in the alimentary canal?
pottedstu, Mar 07 2002

po, Mar 07 2002

       Need a CAT scan first.
phoenix, Mar 07 2002

       Swallow a battery you say? That's one way to bleed society of the intellectually challenged.
dag, Mar 07 2002

       "Let Meowt!"
bristolz, Mar 07 2002

       does everything degenerate into puns?!
rbl, Mar 07 2002

       only by the pundits
po, Mar 07 2002

       'nuf said
rbl, Mar 07 2002

       Is an unthinkable idea cerebral parsley?
reensure, Mar 07 2002

       Genius, I like it. :^)
Jeremi, Mar 08 2002

       "But Holmes! - Why are you sticking a small citrus fruit up my bottom?"

"A lemon entry, my dear Watson"
hippo, Mar 08 2002

       Put a flavorful fake cat leg in mouth - paw facing forward...
When someone notes you're having difficulty speaking - and uses that cliché "Whassamatta, Cat got yer tongue?"
Make sure they see the cat leg when you say "YES"
thumbwax, Mar 08 2002

       Ah! Another idea to reduce the waiting time in A&E, I see.
DrBob, Mar 08 2002


       Alimentary, my dear Watson.
waugsqueke, Mar 08 2002


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