Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


                 

Party Popers

A flash, a bang, and a plausible denial …
  (+5)
(+5)
  [vote for,
against]

New from BorgCo, made from plastic or papier-mache and ranging from life size down to about 100mm tall, these papal effigies are accurate depictions of the pontiff of your choice.

Just get a couple of the Cardinals lurking in the shadows to pull the strings, and the low-yield pyrotechnic gas generator (basically an airbag cartridge) fires, blowing off the mitre and discharging a welter of streamers, mottoes, and biretta-shaped paper hats.

Mottoes available in Latin, French, Polish, Italian or German (extracts from Mein Kampf) depending on Pope.

Some versions scatter toys and candy designed to attract children*.

*Not suitable for under-18s due to persistant rumours of sexual abuse.

8th of 7, Dec 31 2012


Please log in.
If you're not logged in, you can see what this page looks like, but you will not be able to add anything.



Annotation:







       Bun for the imagery that I'm imagining...haha
xandram, Dec 31 2012
  

       Does BorgCo Pope hat shaped balloons ?
piluso, Dec 31 2012
  

       I bought one in the shape of my wife, wasn't a big hit at my kids b'day party. I got some explaining to do. [+]
Brian the Painter, Jan 01 2013
  

       Would the scattered gifts include the ever-popular pope-on-a-rope?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 01 2013
  

       If it is indeed a "poper" then shouldn't it "pope" the party? I am imagining a plain box that shoots out crowns and staffs for the partygoers to catch.
pocmloc, Jan 01 2013
  

       Personal hygene products are not normally used as filling; the standard mix consists of dust-sheets, brushes, and containers of lime-based surface coating, all essential items for those intent on covering up and whitewashing …
8th of 7, Jan 01 2013
  

       //...Some versions scatter toys and candy designed to attract children*.//

Um ..
Letsbuildafort, Jan 01 2013
  

       "Canem mihil nunquam proboscis habent …"   

       Of course, nowhere near as powerful as Britain's great pre-War Joke, used by Chamberlain at Munich …
8th of 7, Jan 01 2013
  


 

back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle