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PawPad

 
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A wall-mounted or floor-level console that lets pets make polite requests instead of yelling at you. The unit is a cluster of large, paw-friendly buttons, each lighting up and chiming when pressed. One button pops the door latch, another chills or warms a pet bed, another dispenses water or kibble, and so forth.

Training is automatic: the panel starts with a single “treat” button and positive reinforcement. Once that is mastered, it lights the next button, pairs a tone with the action, and gradually teaches the animal to push for specific effects. No owner coaching required; you just refill the food hopper and watch your cat order room service.

A deluxe package adds:

Heated vibrating mat for post-zoomie recovery

Timed feeding limits so your Labrador does not hit “More” 47 times

Optional “Do Not Disturb” light so you can reclaim a shred of dignity

Your pet, now in charge of its own comfort, will naturally use its new powers to summon warmth, snacks, and door service at ungodly hours.

Voice, Sep 13 2025

Been online for years now https://youtu.be/z8...si=KY4gKw72e2PeB3Us
[RayfordSteele, Sep 13 2025]


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