h a l f b a k e r yI think this would be a great thing to not do.
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Alcoholic beverages, darts, and now ... vehicles! But I would argue in favor of cheap remote control car style steering. Pedal forward to proceed on course, pedal backward to turn to desired heading. |
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My son just said u could use one of those stools that also has a little back and sides and steer with the arm rest. |
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of course it would lead to jousting, polo and rugby matches all on stools. It could get messy. The more classy establishments will have small electric motors on board their stools. |
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(let ub do the obligatory stools pun??) |
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can you lot pedal a little quieter? I have such a hangover. |
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Absolutely silly, and very cute. It's like unicycle for the lazy. + |
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I'd prefer adult versions of baby walkers. Complete with drink holders and wireless internet connections. |
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oh brilliant, waugs. I love that. |
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I see the bar-stool racing frenzy taking over at bowling alleys everywhere. |
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Just have all the bar stools on conveyor belt that makes its way along the bar, into the bathroom, and then back to the end of the bar, ad infinitum. |
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you don't buy beer, you rent it. |
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The good thing about a unicycle is, who's gonna steal it? |
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And could I have some grease over here, bartender? My stool is squeaking. (Just...never mind, peter2). |
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//you don't buy beer, you rent it. - po//
//I've long suspected it was recycled. - UnaBubba// 's why I drink dark brews. You see, it *sip* Oh My Gawd! |
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You can have races at various stages of intoxication. |
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I hate to be the lone disenter on this one but, for the love of cr*p, this sounds like an absolute liability nightmare. This is like a Segway marketing plan (cite: UnaBubba)drawn from the addled mind of a meth addict (not to impugn your creativity, sense of mirth, or general good character, skinflaps). waugsqueke seems to be a little closer to the mark. someway to inhibit wanton acts of battery and unspecified maimings. |
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How about a stack of liability waivers at each seat? Sign it before you drink! |
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"If you can lie on the floor without hanging on, you're not drunk." (Dean Martin) What's the problem? |
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You can now be your own server. |
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Why was this idea not brought to my attention sooner? |
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The staff had a running bet on when you'd figure it out. |
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