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The main reason dishwashers are as big and inefficient
they are is because they are made to accommodate all
varying sizes and shapes of dishes you have to put in
them. My idea is a dishwasher which comes preloaded
dishes made specially for it which fit in specific slots
have been planned for optimal size and cleaning
These dishwashers would come in a variety of sizes and
layouts depending on their intended purpose. There
be ones ranging from studio apartment to large family
from TV dinner and pizza eaters to gourmet chefs. Each
one would have all the dishes you would generally need.
Another feature to further increase efficiency would be
buttons/sensors in the slots to tell the dishwasher
or not there is a dish present.
I will admit that this would not work for households
already have a collection of dishes or people who like to
collect handmade dishes from street fairs, but for those
just moving into a new home who want to start fresh I
think this would be very helpful.
||I don't think one could optimize space much in a dishwasher. One has to leave room for the water to get to the surface of all the dishes.
||Oh, you've only got SMEG plates! How do you find food tastes, when eaten off them?
||[infidel]. I laughed the other day at a promotion by
Strongbow "Win the ultimate SMEG fridge". There is a
fridge manufacturer called SMEG.
||Yes, it's an Italian manufacturer, trying to sound German and simply coming off all "Red Dwarf".
||No idea what smeg meant, but combined with dishwasher I got the visual of Dr. Evil saying, "Throw the dishes into the boiling hot "Smeg...ma"."
Then I found out that smegma is a real word and it made the image Even Funnier!
||Somebody must have made an Austin Powers porno by now.
I really should have been consulted?
||I have no qualms with an Austin Powers porno, just
so long as I don't have to watch it and it doesn't
involve smegma, because I really don't think we
should be encouraging smegma fetishes. If you are
ever consulted for said porno, be extra clear about
the not encouraging smegma fetishes bit.
||Also I'd just like to note that a post about
dishwashers has devolved into being about an Austin
Powers porno. Again, I have no problem with that, I
just thought it was amusing.