Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Personal ASSistant

Will make you look cooler than cool
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Go downtown, pick up a bum on the street and hire him as your personal assistant (No money? Don't worry, he'll work for booze). Clean him up, give him a shave and instruct him to follow you wheverever you go and to make it his main goal to make an "ass" out of himself. This works in so many levels. First off, your assistant already has acting (real, whatever) experience and since your the so-called social reject of your friends, you'll look like royalty around any one you meet.

Oh yah, and theres the inner-happiness you'll feel for helping the less fortunate. Yah, whatever..

v0rtexx, Dec 15 2003


       There, but for the grace of Godzilla, go I.
thumbwax, Dec 15 2003

       This was halfbaked by Mr. Burns on an episode of "The Simpsons," who hired Homer to act like an idiot around town.
krelnik, Dec 15 2003

       Disappointed - I was picturing this to be a girl with amplified buttocks that accompanied one around to meetings, distracting those one was negotiating business deals with.
nuclear hobo, Jun 22 2007


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