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We have police-women, police-dogs, why not police-mimes? Imagine looking down the barrel of a 9mm Glock at the stone cold painted face of a police-mime motioning for you to drop the weapon and step away from the vehicle? Nothing strikes fear into mortal men like the piercing stare of a mime with a gun.
It's guaranteed surrender every time.
Mime Armies
http://www.halfbake.../idea/Mime_20armies
by Gulherme. A similar notion. [my face your, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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They would need silencers. |
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(Not that I'm currently planning any crimes, of course, but widespread deployment of mimes might tip the balance.) |
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Deployed in conjunction with Clown Strips, this would be a very effective deterrent. Or it may violate international law. |
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A mime with a gun? Surely that should be an invisible gun, for the sake of tradition. |
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It would take them absolutely ages to get anywhere, running against the wind all the time. And that's assuming they could get out of that blasted invisible box first. |
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You have the right to remain silent... |
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Mimed-cuffs are user friendly. |
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i wonder what invisable doughnuts taste like? |
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Very easy to counter indoors. Just open a window and walk away at a leisurely pace while the mime cops are blown out of the door by imaginary wind. |
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