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You're parked at a stadium or shopping center, and it’s time to find the car. Just talk -- you don’t carry any devices with you. Anyone in your family can call to the car, because the vehicle's on-board circuitry recognizes voices. And your car calls back, using a special locator response system [link].
"Marco!",
you yell.
"Polo!", the car replies.
"Marco!"
"Polo!"
After just a couple of calls, you've found your vehicle, and you're heading home. Thanks, Polocator!
The Basis of the Maritime Reckoning System
http://www.gameskid...games/marcopolo.htm
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Dec 30 2004]
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<David Hasselhoff> "Kitt? Where you get to?"
<Daft Car> "Sorry Michael, I was taking a leak" |
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for the romantic among us - "Cathy" "Heathcliffe" "Cathy" "Heathcliffe" |
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"Croissant!"
"Fishbone!"
"Croissant!"
"Fishbone!" |
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how sad when it comes to the end of its mechanical life and you are now the proud owner of a new, bright, flashy, shiny, sports car and you have sadly left "old faithful" at the breakers yard. you cast a last look back at your old friend. bye old friend bye bye.
"po" he cries
"bye bye"
"po, don't leave me, po"
bye, bye, <blows kiss> |
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..Of course there would be many "midi voices" to select from for your cars' own personality. |
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Think how hard penguins have it. Can you just imagine if our cars socialized in the parking lot? |
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"john"
"mary"
"John"
"Mary"
"JOHN!"
"MARY!"
"J O H N !"
"M A R Y !"
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"Janet"
"Brad"
"Janet"
"Dr. Scott"
"Rocky"
"UHnn!"
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