h a l f b a k e r y
Where life irritates science.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
or get an account
I've always thought that a brilliant thing
would be to have a toilet built into your
car. This would help for long road trips,
(especially if you are an astronaut hunting
down an ex-lover's new muse).
It would work like this, you would wear a
sort of an air-tight plastic diaper that
the important genitals
appropriately. The Diaper would then hook
into the car seat by way of a tube
emerging from your fly. During defecation
you would push a button that created a
suction effect within the diaper as to help
with cleanliness. It could even have a built
in wash cycle, considering the diaper is
Afterwards there are two option of what to
do with the waste. One, the easy more
friendly option would be to keep it in a
tank that could be emptied at truck stops
and gas stations. Or my preference is a
cannon built onto the roof of the car,
which the passenger would control, so
when someone cuts you off, or you drive
by a McDonald's you can let them know
how you feel without the noise pollution of
a normal horn.
||"Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!"
The chimp's name is Mason, btw.
||When I scanned this in the recent items page I kept missing the "l" in the title.
||Welcome to the half bakery, ColonelMeadowMuffins, may I offer you a fishbone.
||Skimmed. [Galbinus_Caeli] A scan would have revealed the stinky finger for what it is.
||what [G_C] said
||No, I wrote two. In separate paragraphs, but a single annotation.
||Wow this is just disgusting.
//without the noise pollution of a normal horn.// Yes, let us give up our perhaps slightly annoying horns for a complicated, disgusting, graphic, and messy alternative that instead emits fecal pollution. A poo covered fishbone for you.