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Our corps of dedicated professionals aims to fulfill the natural, erotic needs of societys sensory-challenged, and hires only the most dexterous of former mimes, croupiers and Kung Fusians. The employees tools of trade are anatomically-correct hand puppets of various shades and builds, (un)dressed
in sensuous doll clothes.
For example, a blind client wishing to view a pornographic movie or video would be close-at-hand accompanied by one of our staff, to illustrate in detail the action on the screen. By hands-on following the figurine charade, no nuances of plot or emotion will be missed by the non-seeing patron.
Also communication-handicapped customers prurient needs are satisfied. Many deaf clients endorse our nimble use of glove marionettes to narrate telephone sex. Those with speech impediments may also don one or two of our puppets to better convey their ardent responses and desires.
For [dag] - I think he was called Stretch Armstrong
I had Stretch Monster [gnomethang, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
||Those long, cold winter nights down on the farm must just fly by.
||From your recent anno in another idea, should we assume the puppets would be baby-shaped?
||It's kinda sad to see the jobs Miss
Piggy gets these days.