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A campaigning politico can truthfully promise that he will increase his electorates' lifespan by X percent every year if elected. Then, once elected, build progressively longer bridges across the river.
Many lives spanning bridge
Sicily [4and20, May 14 2013]
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||This works in Sicily, which has very long-lived people and the longest unbuilt bridge.
||What a wonderful new lie you've discovered!
||// will increase his electorates' lifespan //
||sp.: constituents' lifespans