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Now everyone can get a degree of some
kind or another with the launching of the
world's first Puny-versity.
Not good at maths ? no problem - take
hamster grooming. Had trouble retaining
facts ? - it's a degree in seaweed rinsing
Not only does the new Puni (as it is to be
known] offer an almost limitless selection
of courses, but you can combine them in
any way you want. For example: finding
the un-knitting module just too basic ? -
why not link it in with a semester of
Puni is fun too. You can do your
assignments with stubby yellow crayons
on your shirt tail, or scrape them into the
sand on a beach, or form the words by
knotting together the hairs on the back
There are no shortage of jobs either for
emerging graduates, as Punis are being
set up everywhere, and will need
Professors of every subject imaginable.
[Ronx, Dec 30 2006]
[normzone, Dec 31 2006]
||Id like to apply for the position of "professor of nose picking and picking product storage engineering". I can assure you that I have extensive experience in all aspects of picking and storage including mobile, long term, short term and covert techniques.
||you can join up the stars to make the
words for your thesis
||Aren't you just describing the average community college?
||//Not Pun-iversity// and those male
teachers who would deliver knowledge
there would be known as pun-gents? It
had to be said - I know your secret wishes
||I would like to study in the fields. (meadows, corn, wheat, and grass)
||I could be a Pundit, if I could afford the intuition.
||I thought punyversities were widely known to exist, at least in the UK?