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Purple Rain

Never cross streams...
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Well I've foreseen the next trend in body modification and, while I don't like it, it's coming. (no pun intended)

Genital piercings have been around for thousands of years and are So passe. Obviously what's needed to make them fashionable again is lasers.
Movement of urine causes a small implant to shine high intensity light directly into the urethra through a fibre optic piercing. Your urine stream then becomes a brightly glowing optical conduit for the distance that your flow remains laminar.

Choose your favorite colour, or adjust the settings to rainbow for a dazzling display of urinary prowess.

Where's [UrineForATreat] when you need them?

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       Could use POV to draw pictures
pocmloc, Jan 01 2022

       I can never un-see that now.   

       This would be great for judging * pissing contests*.
xandram, Jan 02 2022

       This is very disturbing. [+]
doctorremulac3, Jan 02 2022

       Does light behave this way in a semi-laminar stream? Experiment needed...
RayfordSteele, Jan 03 2022

       Disgusting. [+]
whatrock, Jan 03 2022

       //a small implant to shine high intensity light//   

       Alternative installation available for those who want to be able to say the sun (or something anyway) shines out of their bottom?
Skewed, Jan 03 2022

       I have a love/not-so-much loving relationship with you. A lot of that has to do with all your generous offers for lodging. The other side has a wee bit of gag with stuff like this idea.   

       But its mostly love
blissmiss, Jan 05 2022

       The DJ John Peel once had fluorescent dye injected to test his kidney function and recounted how startled his fellow urinal trough users in the Gents were. So you could do it that way too [+].
nineteenthly, Jan 06 2022

       Ooh, hello [XIXesime]. Nice to see you drop by.
pertinax, Jan 06 2022

       I keep my eye on nine on Fb. Gotta.
blissmiss, Jan 06 2022

       Chase the rainbow[+]
Voice, Jan 06 2022


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