Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Razor Tiles

Shower Mashuga*
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A Shower stick-on bodily shaving accessory no Missing Link should be without. Simply use the accompanying Lather Loofah with a push-button handle to release prodigious amounts of foamy mintiness on your backside, however high or low that heredit-hairy backfluff is.

Once foamed to your burning blubber's content - scrape your trichologist's worst nightmare away with Razor Tiles. For fuller-figured hairy guys and gals - get multiple tiles and line 'em up like a Schtick Razor.

*Mashuga = Crazy (Yiddish)

thumbwax, Nov 03 2003

Shower Mashaver http://www.halfbake...a/Shower_20Mashaver
Inspiration Point - the Electric Counterpart [thumbwax, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]


       I'm confused. Is the a shower head attachment, or are you embedding razor blades into the wall of your shower?
st3f, Nov 03 2003

       Holy shit...lawsuit nirvana!
phoenix, Nov 03 2003

       Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
po, Nov 03 2003

       I had the same image. Somehow I think a paw-paw tree (or whatever it was in the movie) is a rather safer alternative to a wall full of Bics.
DrCurry, Nov 03 2003

       Stick-on Tiles are simply wallful. Life is about risk. Dancing in the shower was never so edgy.
thumbwax, Nov 03 2003

       hot coals on the floor, to dance on, will freshen up those feet.
po, Nov 03 2003

       And just how, do you propose, will you ever shave against the grain?
Overpanic, Nov 03 2003

       Soapy bum fluff sliding down the walls of the shower - gross.   

       I've got a little compartment under the floor of my shower that's meant to collect hair, and I know it needs emptying but I'm too scared to look. I *have* to do it tonight. Maybe that's why these ideas seem ickier to me than they should. Dirty showers freak me out almost as much as someone else's carelessly disposed of toenail clippings. *Especially* if they've dropped one on the carpet and you stand on it and it's big and dirty and crusty. *Shudder*
Helium, Nov 03 2003

       But they make such good toothpicks.
Just in case someone's made bets - Je coupe mes ongles d'orteil au-dessus de la toilette (siège vers le bas)
thumbwax, Nov 04 2003

       ...puis, je les pêche dehors pour employer comme toothpicks.
silverstormer, Nov 04 2003

       Vous laissez-les marinent pendant une heure?
thumbwax, Nov 04 2003

       Heh. So you hang nail for a while?
silverstormer, Nov 04 2003


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