h a l f b a k e r y"More like a cross between an onion, a golf ball, and a roman multi-tiered arched aquaduct."
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
A Shower stick-on bodily shaving accessory no Missing Link should be without. Simply use the accompanying Lather Loofah with a push-button handle to release prodigious amounts of foamy mintiness on your backside, however high or low that heredit-hairy backfluff is.
Once foamed to your burning blubber's
content - scrape your trichologist's worst nightmare away with Razor Tiles. For fuller-figured hairy guys and gals - get multiple tiles and line 'em up like a Schtick Razor.
*Mashuga = Crazy (Yiddish)
Shower Mashaver
http://www.halfbake...a/Shower_20Mashaver Inspiration Point - the Electric Counterpart [thumbwax, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
[link]
|
|
I'm confused. Is the a shower head attachment, or are you embedding razor blades into the wall of your shower? |
|
|
Holy shit...lawsuit nirvana! |
|
|
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life |
|
|
I had the same image. Somehow I think a paw-paw tree (or whatever it was in the movie) is a rather safer alternative to a wall full of Bics. |
|
|
Stick-on Tiles are simply wallful. Life is about risk. Dancing in the shower was never so edgy. |
|
|
hot coals on the floor, to dance on, will freshen up those feet. |
|
|
And just how, do you propose, will you ever shave against the grain? |
|
|
Soapy bum fluff sliding down the walls of the shower - gross. |
|
|
I've got a little compartment under the floor of my shower that's meant to collect hair, and I know it needs emptying but I'm too scared to look. I *have* to do it tonight. Maybe that's why these ideas seem ickier to me than they should. Dirty showers freak me out almost as much as someone else's carelessly disposed of toenail clippings. *Especially* if they've dropped one on the carpet and you stand on it and it's big and dirty and crusty. *Shudder* |
|
|
But they make such good toothpicks.
Just in case someone's made bets - Je coupe mes ongles d'orteil au-dessus de la toilette (siège vers le bas) |
|
|
...puis, je les pêche dehors pour employer comme toothpicks. |
|
|
Vous laissez-les marinent pendant une heure? |
|
|
Heh. So you hang nail for a while? |
|
| |