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Reductionist Materialist Theology Shoes

They may or may not have a soul but it can't be determined.
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1. If the soul is material it must be affected by gravity.

2. If the soul is found in the body it must be found in the foot.

i. If the soul is outside the body it must be in the shoe.

3. If the soul is in the foot it must be in the sole.

i. If the soul is in the shoe it must be in the sole.

4. If the soul is in the sole it must be in the in-sole.

5. If the soul is in the in-sole and there is no sole, there is no in- sole.

i. If there is no sole there is no soul.

These shoes have no sole in material reality, but you are paranoid that the company is trying to make more money by selling the sole seperately. You tell them they have no souls, and they say you are correct, you have to buy them elsewhere, so you are wrong. Therfore, your paranoia was not reified remained immaterial, therfore you have no 'soul' - in this sense the wrong metaphysical idea pertaining to the relationship of souls and soles. Ie. Your souless suspicious of the lack of others' souls and the specific lack of soles in the situation.

rcarty, Dec 02 2013

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_sole [pocmloc, Dec 03 2013]


       This is a fishy idea.
pocmloc, Dec 03 2013

       [rcarty] We can all contribute to a fund to buy you a dictionary! This is just confusion about words and a hint of your paranoia...or not.
xandram, Dec 03 2013

       I thought it was a good idea at the time. Anyway, your mind moderates all others.
rcarty, Dec 03 2013


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