Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Smile to the crucifiction whist sharpening your pencil!
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rabid_peacock, Jun 28 2001


       Technically, it's in pencil limbo. The New Testament very clearly states that all of the dead pencils in Christ will rise from their pencil graves on the last day and be taken up into the pencil clouds to be with their pencil Lord. Until that day, they remain in pencil limbo.   

       PS: Although, based on the level of spelling accuracy in the idea as a whole (cf. Religous, whist, etc), it must be assumed to be unintentional, the spelling of cruci-FICTION may get you in a little trouble there, my firend.
globaltourniquet, Jun 28 2001

       cruci-FICTION. I like it. I'll use that the next time i make fun of Christians, which will be in about 10 minutes.
juan2003, Jun 28 2001

       Baked, if you're actually selling it. If you just think ad copy for nonexistent products is clever or postmodern, then go to hell.
bookworm, Jun 29 2001

       [rabid_peacock], you should use descriptive names for your ideas, instead of categories. "Apostolic Pencil Set" might be good.   

       The Second Vatican Council abolished Limbo, so I'm not sure where unbaptized pencils go now. I guess they get ground up and put in the trash.   

       Please don't use cruci-fiction in religious arguments. It's painfully similar to devil-ution and other such epithetic puns.
francois, Jun 29 2001

angel, Jun 29 2001

       Your watch is slow Angel, it's 11:55
Lemon, Jun 29 2001

       Hold on Rods, I've got it writted down on a piece of paper...
pmillerchip, Jun 29 2001

       you're all wrong. it's 09.40.
mihali, Jun 29 2001

       [francois] - Absolutey right. I misspoke. Clearly the dead pencils in Christ are in pencil purgatory.
globaltourniquet, Jun 29 2001

       Okay, I'm setting my watch. I'll meet you back here in 72 hours from ... now.
reensure, Jun 30 2001

       What's more annoying, the people who try to push you into their religion or the Atheists who never shut up about hating Christians?
AfroAssault, Jul 01 2001

       this time thing isnt going 2 work . i suggest u use the apostle pencils 2 make a sundial
edski, Jul 01 2001

       I don't think it's played with a full deck...
globaltourniquet, Jul 02 2001

       Nice title. I might have gone with "Ambiguous", though.
The Military, Jul 03 2001

angel, Jul 03 2001

That's from the Official U.S. Atomic Clock, let me see what time it is now though...
thumbwax, Jul 03 2001

       If it was wind-up I would of voted for for it instead of neutral.
Amishman35, Jun 23 2002

       <fishbone> Heresy <\fishbone>. Do NOT go to Milan: very big cathedral with beautiful views.
smokeyjohnson, Aug 18 2002


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