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Robotic voices perv line

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Giving Stephen Hawking one last chance to return my phone calls...

I hit upon the idea of a robotic voice perv line, by dialing a premium rate line you can get a choice of Dalek, Cylon or K9 making intimate conversation....

Surely it's worth one quid a minute to hear a dalek saying "...exterminate me with your sonic screwdriver..oh, that feels sooo good" and so on..

not_morrison_rm, Apr 06 2014

talk to your elf... http://www.acapela-group.com/
[xandram, Apr 09 2014]

https://www.youtube...watch?v=Y4ZUCVfpg-c it's a little bit baked on the most excellent Family Guy [xenzag, Apr 11 2014]

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       Yes...yes...y--oh, bun! Bun, bun, BUUUUUUNNN!
Alterother, Apr 06 2014

       [+] <facepalm>
FlyingToaster, Apr 06 2014

       Could go with a modern and a classic options.   

       The classic would be Robby of the Forbidden Planet going "will 50 gallons of strawberry flavoured lubricant be sufficient?" Gort, I'm afraid was a total washout, and only managed to incinerate the casting couch.   

       And the more modern would be Wall-e displaying a considerably wider vocal range...   

       As for Hawking, I'm still waiting for that call..
not_morrison_rm, Apr 06 2014

       what [FlyingToaster] said
pertinax, Apr 07 2014

       K9, he always seemed to be hanging around Leela (no, the other one) with his wiggley stick thing. Bastard!
not_morrison_rm, Apr 08 2014

       "Do you like our owl ?"
8th of 7, Apr 08 2014

       "...brain the size of a planet and they want me to make phone calls."   

       [8th], I think Rachael was more replicant than robot, but she could talk to me on the phone anytime.
normzone, Apr 08 2014

       Just as long as it's OK to keep sitting there behind the Voight-Kampff, asking questions and testing whether she's a replicant or a lesbian ...
8th of 7, Apr 08 2014

       2 fries, tell me about your diodes. I like diodes...
RayfordSteele, Apr 08 2014

       Shall I write an ode...   

       Decided to include Metal Mickey, being the only entity not to get molested by J. Saville after the show.   


       He (it?) now says "J-Lo...bootie, bootie"
not_morrison_rm, Apr 09 2014

       This is sick and perverse. +
blissmiss, Apr 09 2014

       Two of them. just as long as your real name isn't Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, hers being the worst poetry in the universe.
RayfordSteele, Apr 09 2014

       //This is sick and perverse.   

       I'm giving it my best shot.   

       Considering a spin-off of LOTR characters...Gollum is just made for it..."ohhh my precious....." with deeply worrying background sounds...
not_morrison_rm, Apr 09 2014

       "Oh, what a big staff you've got, Gandalf ..."
8th of 7, Apr 09 2014

       With a knob on the end and everything...
Alterother, Apr 09 2014

       To add a twist:   

       Maybe a mobile app, where you can to text-to- speech, but the speech is this robot style of your choice.   

       Then, you can talk to your S.O./etc with your own custom conversation, about of course any perversion you wish, & spice it up with this voice add on.
sophocles, Apr 09 2014

       [+] Your unit is in good condition.
xandram, Apr 09 2014

       "Dangler Will Robinson! Dangler!"   

       Bun! [+]
Grogster, Apr 10 2014

       //a mobile app //   

       Presumably to run on an Android Smutphone ?
8th of 7, Apr 10 2014

       Dunno, doing the LOTR characters ent my best idea...
not_morrison_rm, Apr 10 2014

       Brings a whole new meaning to 'those self-satisfied doors' from Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
RayfordSteele, Apr 10 2014

       You've got to hand it to them ...
8th of 7, Apr 10 2014

       and of course, Arnie with "come with me..."
not_morrison_rm, Apr 11 2014


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