h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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I was hoping for some kind of chance game where someone would get creamed. |
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To make it more Russian Roulette-like, provide a random feature, where whipped cream only comes out once for every eight sprays. (perhaps what [Ray] was hoping for) |
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And get Christopher Walken to do the television commercial. (ref: The Deer Hunter) |
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It contains a cyanide capsule which might break sometime before it gets empty |
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Does this cyanide capsule exist in a quantum state? |
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[finrod] Then it would be a Schrödinger
whipped cream dispenser... But this
doesn't seem practical , for a new
isotope would have to be set up every
time you use it. |
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I was rather hoping that every sixth squirt would be chili or garlic mayonnaise. |
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Now I would have bunned that [angel]. |
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