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[Summary has been edited after hit with fishbones. Was:
Self-contained Coronavirus Unit Breathing Aparatus]
Large bicycle-wheel sized filter with fan and cooler,
continuously brings in fresh and cool air and pushes out
gases without particles. Carried on your back this is just
refreshing
to use even without Covid. The large bicycle-
wheel size filter promises and ensures no feeling of
stuffiness.
With added smells and some kind of happiness-inducing
smoke, the people wear it and don't take it off during
the game or wedding event.
When entering the event it registers you and allows you
to get
in.
Taking it off sends a notification to the event owner.
Battery included. lasts for a sports game and costs about
30 USD (the battery that is).
back-mounted fan...
https://parajet.com/
...bicycle-wheel sized. [Frankx, Aug 12 2021]
https://external-pr...521fd87caeaa97f116b
[hippo, Aug 12 2021]
Made from Assyrian goatskin?
https://www.pintere...582934745491895821/
[4and20, Aug 13 2021]
[link]
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Sounds so much more delightful than wearing a cloth mask... |
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I just wanna see everyone in a soccer stadium wearing their
own Zorb and trying to sit down without rolling onto the
playing field. "Oh no! Brawling soccer hooligans have started
a Zorb avalanche!" |
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/happiness inducing smoke/
how is that refreshing air? |
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just bomb the place with it |
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Does it include air conditioning? |
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So the filter is on the exhale only? |
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The whole idea is that it has a very large filter so the air
is actually fresh and in large quantities, not stuffy. And
also the exhaled air is dispersed quickly into a wide area. |
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The self-contained part is about the cooled mixture of
extra gases that includes oxygen, which makes the
breathing experience even more exciting. It is mixed with
air, so maybe "self-contained" is not the best choice of
terms. |
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Maybe "Superior COVID Universal Breathing Aparatus"
or "Special Coronavirus Unmasked Breathing Aparatus" |
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I thought I wrote cool air, so yes @voice. It includes some
type of cooling. either air conditioning or some other kind of
cooling (perhaps with dry ice or a Peltier device.). |
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I still like 8th's tall snorkel idea. You could make it
into a stovepipe hat with a mouthpiece. |
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Flexible. problem solved. |
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Or squashed shape so as not to protrude from the sides. |
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That was A one that was easy. |
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This is a call for cooperation with half-baked idea creators,
to help them make their ideas fully-baked, instead of
burning them at the stake. |
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//help [...] instead of burning them at the stake// |
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Somewhere far away, [8th of 7] turns over in their grave. |
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[a1] forgot your fish bone, because one of those is
mine. I don’t want to collaborate on Covid ideas,
as the whole thing is so depressing.sorry P |
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//[8th of 7] turns over in their grave// - or "...their
graves" |
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oh sorry on my part I thought that bone was
already there when I gave mine. I don’t give them
often and I agree this is not a burning at the stake.
I feel one can’t just make some crazy idea… oh
then again I guess you can…. |
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There are similar posts on the HB, but nevertheless, it's not that bad. I'm reaching for the croissant crumb tray to quell some of that negativity [+] (note I keep reading this as Scuba Wanking, which is another idea entirely) |
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>Not sure how a -2/+1 and some honest criticism constitutes
burning at the stake though. // [a1] |
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OK, thanks. I see what you are saying. Taking this to a
separate discussion. |
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If you have a rather high-powered fan, and perhaps a fabric
canopy of some kind [link], I can see this being really quite
entertaining. |
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Or maybe with rollerskates. |
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I could easily take away my fish bone if I could
understand how this apparatus could be worn.
Whilst it states a/large bicycle size wheel filter
and fan/ nowhere does this say how it is worn on
the person’s body, face or what. and most
definitely adding smoke does not make for
refreshing air. This is why I gave a fish bone. |
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I think it would look like this (see link) with the person
also wearing a diving helmet. Quite inconspicuous. |
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^Thank you. [hippo] That might take me closer to
visualizing it. I still don’t understand fresh air and
putting smoke in? |
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ahh, I don’t know, not a well written idea, But I
guess I like the title. |
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