Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Santa bar

chair bolted support structure that feels and mirrors Santa's knee
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Just a de-vice to support those whom Christmas is a period of constant bruising change of weight. Also waterproof.

The grotto never felt so comfortable.

wjt, Nov 22 2019

The true meaning of Christmas https://www.youtube...watch?v=DtZR3lJobjw
[MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 23 2019]


       I thought this would be a bar that served drinks to tired Santa’s at the end of a tough day listening to the wants of over privileged children. I’m not sure I understand what it is now. But [+] anyway
Frankx, Nov 22 2019

       We've ... reinvented the cushion? But this time, it's bolted to the chair, and conceals an entirely non-functioning patella joint? For those tired of the national colours of Poland, it's also available in the national colours of Indonesia?
pertinax, Nov 22 2019

       Yes, that's right, a no weight on the lap cushion. And yes, in Santa's colours. Summery, here in New Zealand.
wjt, Nov 23 2019

       Is there a Satan version as well?
pocmloc, Nov 23 2019

       There is now ...
8th of 7, Nov 23 2019

       Wait a minute ...   

       The one sitting on this is not the overweight man impersonating a semi-christianised shaman, but the over- entitled child of strangers. The design brief is to make the child think they're on an actual knee, when they're not - right? If that's so, it's not so much supporting as shielding those [to] whom Christmas is [etc.]   

       In that case, the logical extension is an entire fake Santa except for a face-hole near the top, where the out-of- work actor can just insert his face through a comfortable nest of false beard while the rest of him, not even in costume, can be supported any way he likes. That way, it's much easier to swap in an understudy.
pertinax, Nov 23 2019

       Given the limited motion expected of a Santa, and the fact that their face is largely hidden beneath white hair, this is surely an opportunity for animatronics.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 23 2019

       Neither of you seem to understand the True Meaning of Christmas ...   

       <Re-reads annos/>   

       Oh, actually it seems you do. Very good, carry on.
8th of 7, Nov 23 2019

MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 23 2019

       There is a curious symmetry here. From the point of view of confectionery, a Santa Bar might be expected to contain crushed nuts, while the object of the idea is to prevent crushed nuts ...
8th of 7, Nov 23 2019

       Love this.
blissmiss, Nov 24 2019

       //I thought this would be a bar that served drinks to tired Santa’s at the end of a tough day//   

       Me, too! I was looking forward to the typical follow-up posts like the Santa Bar-room Brawl, Santa Bar None, and the ever-popular A Guy Walks into a Santa Bar...   

       (Uh-oh - have I started a list???)
Canuck, Nov 27 2019

       I used to live in Santa Bar-bra.
blissmiss, Nov 27 2019


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