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I went to San Jose a few months ago and saw a self-cleaning toilet. I
like to eat straight from the refrigerator. I also like to get stuff from
Peapod. I don't like to clean stuff. Thus the self-cleaning
refrigerated food trough.
Peapod can come any time of the day and, with a special
open up the back of my self-cleaning refrigerated food
trough, which is built into the wall of my apartment, and load the
food into the backs of the different compartments. I can then open
up the front of the self-cleaning refrigerated food trough, and load
the food into my mouth while crumbs fall into the cleanable part of
the trough. The SCRFT will have a comfortable interface that I can
lean on with a space for me stomach, while I spend a long time
choosing and consuming food, rather than the uncomfortable floor
which I have to squat down upon while constantly having to hold the
door open the way my refrigerator is now.
[JesusHChrist, Aug 13 2015]
||Have you considered just having a funnel fitted? It
works very well for geese.
||A Self cleaning refrigerated food forcing funnel ?
||If this were fitted next to the self-cleaning toilet you would never need to move!
||I am psychic, and this is your reading; You are going to gain a
lot of weight.
||I predict that you will not believe this prediction.