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The Senior Lift Chair Olympics are a set of games where Octogenarians (and older folks) compete. The chairs are modified so that they spring forward with violent precision and G-forces practically guaranteed to fill an adult diaper.
These games include Lift Chair (or perhaps now more
accurately described as LAUNCH Chair) versions of the following regular Olympic Games:
Standing (Er, Sitting) Broad Jump
Shot Put (Seat Belt Required)
Tumbling (SHORT Routine)
Other games will be added as soon as the engineers at GROGco Sports work out a pesky high mortality issue.
Lift Chair, Typical...
[Grogster, Jun 19 2014]
[Spacecoyote, Jun 19 2014]
[pocmloc, Jun 22 2014]
||You need to go talk to the nice, helpful people at Martin-Baker ...
||I see walkers covered in potato sacks, and the race is
on. But then I "see" a lot of things. + For thinking of us
||I was picturing stair lift chairs for some reason.
||I was picturing a golden beach and a mohito waiting
for me under the shade of a palm tree. That was
||If by golden beach you mean worn lino, mohito you mean acrid lukewarm tea, and palm tree you mean broken strip-light, then you might be in luck today!
||If by "worn lino" you mean "golden beach", "acrid
lukewarm tea" you mean "mohito", and "broken strip
light" you mean "palm tree", then you might be
substantially less than not incompletely somewhat