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Senior Lift Chair Olympics

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The Senior Lift Chair Olympics are a set of games where Octogenarians (and older folks) compete. The chairs are modified so that they spring forward with violent precision and G-forces practically guaranteed to fill an adult diaper.

These games include Lift Chair (or perhaps now more accurately described as LAUNCH Chair) versions of the following regular Olympic Games:

Standing (Er, Sitting) Broad Jump

Shot Put (Seat Belt Required)

Tumbling (SHORT Routine)

Other games will be added as soon as the engineers at GROGco Sports work out a pesky high mortality issue.

Grogster, Jun 19 2014

Lift Chair, Typical... http://www.1stsenio...air-Havana-huge.jpg
[Grogster, Jun 19 2014]

Stair lift http://www.electric...mber-chair-lift.jpg
[Spacecoyote, Jun 19 2014]

http://www.nytimes....-frail-clients.html [pocmloc, Jun 22 2014]

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       You need to go talk to the nice, helpful people at Martin-Baker ...
8th of 7, Jun 19 2014

       I see walkers covered in potato sacks, and the race is on. But then I "see" a lot of things. + For thinking of us elderly folk.
blissmiss, Jun 19 2014

       I was picturing stair lift chairs for some reason.
Spacecoyote, Jun 19 2014

       I was picturing a golden beach and a mohito waiting for me under the shade of a palm tree. That was much better.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 22 2014

       If by “golden beach” you mean worn lino, “mohito” you mean acrid lukewarm tea, and “palm tree” you mean broken strip-light, then you might be in luck today!
pocmloc, Jun 22 2014

       If by "worn lino" you mean "golden beach", "acrid lukewarm tea" you mean "mohito", and "broken strip light" you mean "palm tree", then you might be substantially less than not incompletely somewhat inaccurate.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 22 2014


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