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A longer condom for fun and games, it has three sections like tied-off sausage links. Before mounting, blow up the two forward sections. One-way valves ensure even and stable pressure. Roll on and impress and pleasure your partner with longer lovemaking. The extended rubber can also be folded twice to
fulfill an especially spacious nooky nook.
Still not enough kinks in your sex life? Try on the fifteen link super sausage with instructions for folding and twisting a poodle or giraffe, standing on a cocks head.
A satisfied customer!
http://www.geocitie...ohnnie/sausage.html [FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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Bwuaha! You weird person. Where on earth did you find that picture? |
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The first correct guess gets a rubber-wrapped chorizo. |
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its a fake, the shadow is in the wrong position relative to the sun and the time of year. |
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Wow, it's been a strange week at the halfbakery. I'm
guessing this idea has a lot of similar prior art, if you will,
but I'm afraid of what I'd find on google. |
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Oh my...I've never seen such a big sausage on a man [+] |
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'Evening ma'am. Ever spent the night with a giant brat'? |
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I never sausage a condom before. |
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John Bobbit's autobiography.
The Missing Link. |
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You're all wrong. It's Farmer John's Sausage Links. Ah, Youth (Soccer)! |
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You're close: Volleyball, 1983. |
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Dear [FarmerJohn],
I don't know if you've ever been on the receiving end of a condom that's got air trapped in it? It doesn't make for good nooky (and they're prone to popping). The rubber that condoms are made of isn't sturdy enough to keep to its willy shape. If you have two (or even one) sections of balloon on the end of your todger, you'll just end up squashing them into a different shape with every thrust which will not pleasure your beloved. In fact she'll probably get bored. I can't see how this would increase pleasure for the fellas either.
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This is going to have to be made out of something other than condom rubber to work. |
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define: receiving end of a condom |
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for: "on the receiving end of a condom" read: "wrapped around the outside of a condom.." |
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This is one of the wurst ideas I've ever read. |
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Nice pic, [FJ], but no bun for your dog. |
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i before e except after c, and other exceptions like height, weight and beirwurst |
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[C_Trebor] I know what I mean. |
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Best annos ever. But a terrible idea. |
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