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Virus masks serve to protect the wearer and those in proximity, and are now compulsory in many countries, especially in confined spaces like trains, but social distancing is important to maintain as well. This is why I have designed the Short Leg Social Distancing Virus Mask.
Not only will it effectively
protect the wearer (and others) from breathing in (and out) any pesky particles, but it keeps other folk at a respectful distance. Add in the replaceable heel filter, and it becomes something you will wonder how you lived without in the pandemic.
Wear it on the train, or even on a pilgrimage to the Whitehouse, and use one squinting eye to stare between any pair of toes at other passengers and visitors to add to its effect.
Short Leg Social Distancing Virus Mask comes in a range of styles and ethnic types.
Inevitable deluxe version features dexterous motorised toes.
see illustration link (quick scribble) for more clarity
https://sodabred.tu...al-distancing-virus
[xenzag, May 23 2020]
Short leg
http://news.bbc.co....uipment/4180236.stm
not far from the batter (batsman) [DenholmRicshaw, May 24 2020]
touchy
https://www.youtube...watch?v=-ktLtdypAiA
just remember to sterilise your [zenzag] mask, you never know where the lift has been. [wjt, May 27 2020]
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Am I going to regret viewing the illustration ? |
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A tad bit much to hang on your ears, no doubt? |
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High fashion needs to find a way to integrate masks
and eyewear. |
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To make you happy, I added an extra component to the supporting harness that fastens around the back of the head. |
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...because that makes it extra half-baked. [+] |
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Also good for office stamping or putting your foot in it. |
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(views illustration) Yup. |
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"I don't know what I expected." |
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(Views illustration and thinks zen been doing drugs or
drinking something potent.) Me thinks. |
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This is for the cricket fielding position. + |
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//Not only will it effectively protect the wearer (and
others) from breathing in (and out) any pesky particles, but
it keeps other folk at a respectful distance. // |
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Yeah. They think "Ugh, a foot fetishist." |
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Bowing to use those floor level, no touch lift interfaces is going to strengthening. |
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You're so practical. [wjt]
//Yeah. They think "Ugh, a foot fetishist."// Or they might think "Excellent, a short leg mask with spy-gap toes fetishist" |
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