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Sir Mario Mario

Promote Mario to knighthood
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Few heroes have saved the princess more often than this famous plumber. And relatively few princesses have been so underguarded and inept as to have been captured, over and over again, by largely the same minions. It makes me worry about the state of modern royal upbringing as well as the country's future. What can be said for a future head of state who is such an airhead as to literally float?

We think Mario should be bestowed with the order of knighthood by the Danish Monarchy for the bravery he so often has demonstrated.

RayfordSteele, Oct 15 2010

Hotel Mario http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Mario
An atrocity commited by the Danish Royal Philips Electronics Co. [Spacecoyote, Oct 16 2010]


       The only thing he is better at is losing the poor girl.
daseva, Oct 15 2010

       I dub thee Lord Trafalgar Smith Smith. Arise, sir knight!
infidel, Oct 15 2010

       But isn't Mario Japanese?
swimswim, Oct 16 2010

       So? The Danish Order of the Elephant, which is a knighthood, is awarded mostly to non-Danes.
mouseposture, Oct 16 2010

       Carry on then. :)
swimswim, Oct 16 2010

       Apparently Mario's surname is not Mario, but is undefined. Perhaps "Sir Mario of Nintendo" would be more appropriate.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 16 2010

       Or use his name before he became on over-branded pawn in the games industry: Jump Man.
Jinbish, Oct 16 2010

       A heriditary earldom would surely be better as it would live on after the first Earl's untimely end.   

       Oh wait...that's not going to happen.   

       Has he got children? I bet the heir apparent wants him out of the way.
DenholmRicshaw, Oct 17 2010

       //A heriditary earldom//   

       Sp.: An hereditary earldom
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 17 2010

       //Trafalgar Smith Smith//

Now there's a name I haven't heard for a while.
DrBob, Oct 18 2010

       Does sonic get anything?   

infidel, Oct 19 2010

       [An hereditary earldom]   

       yes yes fair point - but I am in Dallas at the moment
DenholmRicshaw, Oct 19 2010

       It has been discovered that Luigi has schizophrenia and moonlights as Wario and Bullet Bill.
RayfordSteele, Oct 20 2010


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