h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Nah, I think I'll skip on this thong. [+] |
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I want to go to whatever pub you frequent, that has thong contests. +. |
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The skip thong I get, but what is a Velcro Butt Brake? |
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Is it even possible to jump rump/skip sideways the regular way (hand-held rope)? I think you'd need a level of tummy/hip dexterity way beyond most people to swing a rope anchored at the midriff. |
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I'm gonna stick to belly-dancing for my workout routine. |
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But, if you can come up with an illustration of someone skipping with a thong, you'd probably get my croissant just for that. |
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When jumping rope, I often twist the axle of rotation to jump sideways a while. I would guess using only the hips would be on a level of difficulty similar to learning to use a hula hoop. |
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Okay, I'll buy that, but only if you can hula hoop while jumping up and down. (Never tried that either, and my knees are too wonky to risk a living room test.) |
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As an unintentional bonus, you can just wind the butt-floss out a few inches every time it gets dirty... |
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I thought this was going to be uncomfortable underwear for men named "Skip". |
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