Slapstick Sensor

Watching a generic comedy channel today I realised just how much terrible humor there is in television. I mean really really terrible cliche slapstick pie-in-the-face comedy.

I'd like to see a device you install into your television that senses these ridiculoulsly un-funny punchlines and chilches and deliever a little drum-crash repetoire.

this coule be done using a word recognition program.

This has little - if any use, but would definately make the cliches a lot more barable.