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SmokyAlarmz

Those warnings are so meh.
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The SmokyAlarmz are very small add-on options wherever there is a standard warning light, beep, caution triangle, warning banner or programmed limit violated. Just the size of a small disc battery, the SmokyAlarmz fits almost anywhere! Whenever triggered a hazy or intense smoke will emerge, much like a fuse burning or a tiny tear gas canister.

When Junior punches up that forbidden site, as well as the parent alarm going out, smoke will rise from the speaker ports of his laptop. Phone-size mini units are also available.

Exceed the speed limit and smoke will billow from the A/C, or if you forget your keys a SmokyAlarmz will trigger when you are 60’ away.

Set your toddler up so that if they stray at Walmart successively more alarming series of smokes are employed until Jr is retrieved and re-armed.

Pets especially do not like the addition of the SmokyAlarmz to electronic perimeter collars.

Useful on first dates in finding out if your date has a sense of humor. Or not.

minoradjustments, Aug 02 2025

Only vaguely related ... Firing_20firearms_2...guisher_20accessory
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       I don't know about you, but when I'm going faster than is safe what I really need is smoke billowing into my face. [+]
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