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Snakes In A Can Novelty Time Capsule

When opened 200 years from now, dozens of spring loaded snakes pop out.
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Those people in the year 2212 will probably think they're soooo superior to us knuckle dragging 21st century guys. This is one way to even the score.

Along with the crippling debt we'll be leaving them, we can truly say "Joke's on you future Earthlings! Who's the ignorant barbarian now?"

doctorremulac3, Oct 31 2012

+ why not include other items... http://www.zug.com/...fts_handerpants.jpg
[xandram, Oct 31 2012]

Halfbakery_20Time_20Capsule [hippo, Nov 06 2012]

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       Sort of along the lines of those German WWII time capsules the Londoners keep digging up.
bungston, Oct 31 2012
  

       Next, Prof. Seagoon investigates The Scarlet Capsule …
8th of 7, Oct 31 2012
  

       Excellent :)
phundug, Oct 31 2012
  

       I wonder how long a really good, full-bodied fart would survive in a time capsule?
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 31 2012
  

       Climb in and see.
spidermother, Oct 31 2012
  

       Perhaps we could include scattered references to a religion involving badgers and cheese.
Voice, Nov 01 2012
  

       And an underworld death-god figure associated with banjos and bees.
Alterother, Nov 01 2012
  

       The can from which the snakes pop out should be plane shaped.
Call sign MUTHUFUK AIR.
  

       Max's post gave me the idea for one of those sound greeting cards where you open it and it plays a melody, but instead of music or a greeting it lets loose a ridonculous fart sound.   

       Obviously the art on the inside would be a naked butt.   

       I'll do a search before I post it. This has to have been thought of.
doctorremulac3, Nov 02 2012
  

       Yes, but only by you.
8th of 7, Nov 02 2012
  

       You had me at the title <3
BunsenHoneydew, Nov 06 2012
  

       How about the time capsule just contains a small piece of paper with the message "Archaeologists are losers"?
hippo, Nov 06 2012
  

       Or a small metal plate engraved "Hawking- Higgs Institute for Paratemporal Research. Test object #23. Stardate 9742.231"
8th of 7, Nov 06 2012
  

       Kilroy was here.
RayfordSteele, Oct 13 2014
  
      
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