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inspired by this annotation @ "Sneaker that looks just like a dress shoe" @ hb
You make *squeak* that dress *squeak* look beautiful *squeak*
You ain't *squeak* bad your *squeak* elf, Mr. Fan-*squeak*-cyPants. *squeak* Hold *squeak* me closer *squeak*
What, *squeak* this tux? You *squeak* know,
thumbwax, Dec 05 2002
||Ssshhh, Don't help him out. I like watching him go to
extra lengths to accomplish the easy. I'm sadistic that
||[bliss] you're getting meaner as you grow younger.
||Bun the idea of course: very surprisingly "sneaker oil" isn't a common phrase.