Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Snow Globe-Tipped Vibrator

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Humming pleasantly on the bedside table, the mini-globe keeps its tiny scene glittery as it quivers on its column. In bed, the shimmying, scintillating snowflakes warm the most frigid G-spot.
FarmerJohn, Jul 23 2005


       [FJ] - I am shocked, shocked I tell you.
wagster, Jul 23 2005

       what's the scene inside? Mt Everest?
po, Jul 23 2005

       Mons Veneris
DenholmRicshaw, Jul 23 2005

       I was thinking more of the Marianas Trench, with fishies instead of snowflakes.   

       Or perhaps the quaint little shop in town that is run by the town lech.   

       Or maybe a luge driver on a track that leads into a tunnel?
moPuddin, Jul 23 2005

       You could combine this with DessertFox's 'Goldfish Clothes'....
Basepair, Jul 24 2005

       Bun, just for the disturbing imagery.
doctorremulac3, Jul 24 2005

       Actually, we're currently lobbying for it to be possible for lesbian snow bunnies to marry over here across the big wet, so you can have your cake and eat it too if the forces of good prevail.
normzone, Jul 24 2005

       Souvenirs: "I didn't get laid in Acapulco"   

       thanks [FJ] and a scenic churn.
FlyingToaster, Jun 08 2010

       Instead of the magic 8 ball fortune teller can we have the magic fortune telling vibrator please.
S-note, Jun 08 2010


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