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Warms your hands when they're cold.
Here in the Northern Hemisphere, winter's in full swing. That means
cold noses, cold ears, and, most of all, cold hands. One of the best
ways to warm up your hands is to brew a nice hot mug of coffee or hot
chocolate (or cocoa) and grasp it between your hands, heating them
back up to above-freezing
temperature. But what if you don't want to
have a hot drink, or just are too lazy to heat up a pot? The solution is
to have a mug that warms up at the flick of a switch. Just hold it for a
few minutes and your digits should be perfectly thawed.
[outloud, Jan 02 2010]
||Hand warmers would take up less space in your pocket and would also solve [21's] freezing peeter problem. They come in multipac so you could share.
||Mug of burning gasoline ?
||Yes. Snug Mug. Good. My Snug Mug and my Snuggie. All I
need. I can put the mug down faster than taking off a glove. It's
fashionable. There's a limit to how much hocho I can drink and it
cools off fast.
||[outloud], as a part-time ski instructor, I am quite familiar
with hand warmers. That said, they can get pretty hot and I
wouldn't want them anywhere near my schlong.
||Schlong as you just pee and not stop to play with yourself maybe?