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When a player collides with a wall or other structure in
spectacular fashion it shall be the duty of the arena or
facility to dedicate that portion of said structure to the
player with a small mural depicting the initial event.
Successive collisions by any player shall be recorded using
||This is for ice hockey, right ?
||No need there, just varnish over the blood and tissue smears.
||Besides, there wouldn't be any // Successive collisions // to commemorate...