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Spring loaded landmines

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Spring loaded land mines use a small detonation to engage a large spring that would fling enemies high enough into the air that the landing would kill them.

Later on when the war is over, you don't feel to guilty killing soccer kids. Minesweepers come in with parachutes and dismantle your whole field. You could even charge spectators and recover some of your war expense funds.

boogalooShrimp, Jan 11 2007

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       Is this the best you can manage?
angel, Jan 11 2007
  

       Is that the best anno you can manage?   

       I'd imagine the soccer kids would quickly invent a new sport, especially if they could wrest the parachutes away from those mimesweepers.
BunsenHoneydew, Jan 12 2007
  

       And for some reason, whenever I picture this, they're all wearing clown costumes.
BunsenHoneydew, Jan 12 2007
  

       the world doesn't need any more landmine technology. [-]
jonthegeologist, Jan 12 2007
  

       Why do we need to kill people?
deoxyribonucleic, Jan 12 2007
  

       [21Quest] in all fairness, all I said was that the world doesn't need any more landmine technology. I made no mention of the category, nor if this was new or not.
jonthegeologist, Jan 12 2007
  
      
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