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Suit for the eye

Smartly dressed and bright eyed
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If you are someone who wears eyeglasses (such as this particular baker), you'll know that dirty specs are an unfortunate problem that requires immediate fixing.

I often employ the nearest piece of material for this job which envariably is a shirt. This is not ideal and often serves to smudge the lens and not clean.

I hate that. Smeary glasses.

The solution : functional fashion. A suit with the ideal glasses cleaning material (that small bit from your case), sewn into the inside of the suit or trouser pocket.

jonthegeologist, Apr 19 2005

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       Why not? you could have different cloths for different purposes.
skinflaps, Apr 19 2005
  

       Until that day, sew a bit on the back of your tie.   

       [skin] - did that mean what I think it meant? Or did it mean something else?
wagster, Apr 19 2005
  

       I have this problem. +
DesertFox, Apr 19 2005
  

       Me too+
zeno, Apr 19 2005
  

       Actually, I just let my glasses get dirtier and dirtier until my vision is reduced to 50%, then I wash them if I'm near a sink when I'm thinking about it.   

       Or I just wear contacts.
disbomber, Apr 19 2005
  

       Suits yeux sir, suits yeux.
neilp, Apr 20 2005
  

       we can't all borrow your cloth though [UnaBubba].
neilp, Apr 20 2005
  

       ...or you could have the suit tailored from shammy, hey that might make a decent overall.   

       //...or you could have the suit tailored from shammy// (chamois)   

       Hey, then you could stand at the end of the car-wash line and run a car-drying service with your suit!
disbomber, Apr 20 2005
  

       //(chamois)// Isn't that a paint color?   

       Kidding. I was picturing the commercial with Al Jolsen in a tux on one knee saying, "Shammy, shammy"   

       It's just ewe.   

       So it's not a pair of trouser legs to put over the... erm... arms of your glasses, and a pair of shoes and socks to go on the ends?   

       That's a thought, has anyone done that one yet?
Saveloy, Apr 20 2005
  

       feel free [saveloy].
jonthegeologist, Apr 20 2005
  
      
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