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A crunchy multigrain cereal made with
surplus grains and comes with a free toy
inside from any of the government surplus
warehouses. You get a cereal that's never
the same all the time and probably some
of the most awesome free toys in the
history of cereal. Your prizes would
one of several styles of camohat, a
completely new gas mask, warm winter
socks, camo make-up and 1000 other
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||Maybe sold in cardboard replica ammo boxes.
||And the ad' on the back promoting ham grenades.
||I like the idea of ham grenades. BOOMmmmm!
||"Find the box with the WMD and win a free trip to historic Iraq for a year!"
||Ha! Hmm, WMD prizes, I s'pose there
could always be depleted uranium but
that would be a slip up.
||No [sartep] that comes along with the Iraqi dates.