Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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A multi grain cereal
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A crunchy multigrain cereal made with surplus grains and comes with a free toy inside from any of the government surplus warehouses. You get a cereal that's never the same all the time and probably some of the most awesome free toys in the history of cereal. Your prizes would include one of several styles of camohat, a completely new gas mask, warm winter socks, camo make-up and 1000 other great prizes.
sartep, Nov 10 2004


       Maybe sold in cardboard replica ammo boxes.
FarmerJohn, Nov 10 2004

       And the ad' on the back promoting ham grenades.
skinflaps, Nov 10 2004

       I like the idea of ham grenades. BOOMmmmm!
bungston, Nov 11 2004

       "Find the box with the WMD and win a free trip to historic Iraq for a year!"
RayfordSteele, Nov 11 2004

       Ha! Hmm, WMD prizes, I s'pose there could always be depleted uranium but that would be a slip up.
sartep, Nov 11 2004

       No [sartep] that comes along with the Iraqi dates.
ConsulFlaminicus, Nov 11 2004


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