Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Breakfast cereal full of shocking and awful obscenities.
JesusHChrist, Aug 09 2005


       This is what's currently done, but they've censored all of the OOOOing curses out.
Worldgineer, Aug 09 2005

       Aw I'd love these so much. [+]
pooduck, Aug 09 2005

       I think I see a way to make this idea appeal to the masses for #@&% sake.   

       Why the fuck not?
hidden truths, Aug 11 2005

       No point beating about the bush with the product name, coming over all coy like a self-regardingly groovy RE teacher whose bluff hs been called by truculent pupils, this cereal should be called Chocolate Frosted Fucking Cocksuckers. The advertisement should feature Gordon Ramsay, Ray Winstone and Ian McShane. In a sauna.   

       :::slow dissolve:::   

       Long, wide, languid shot of three middleaged men sweating in a sauna. The heat sizzles. Slow zoom to Winston.
Winstone: "Cor, it's fackin' hot"
Ramsay, proffering bowl: "Shut the fuck up you fat cunt. Eat some of these bastards"
Product shot, of a perfect bowl of CFFC. The words swim in the brilliant white milk, creating transitory and profane poetry. Swooping angelic choir sings.
Boy soprano <vo>: "Shitbiscuits."
Cut music and back to the trio. Big close up of McShane.
McShane, big grin, thumbs up: "Eat 'em up, cocksuckers."
calum, Aug 11 2005

etherman, Aug 11 2005

       I can't wait to start my day with a nice big bowl of Special Cunt(TM). Stay special!
DocBrown, Aug 11 2005

       "I distinctly heard my breakfast cereal go, 'snap, crackle, fuck you!'"
Eugene, Aug 11 2005


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