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Sweet N' Sour Semen

Cookbook lets you make your own flavors...literally
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Anyone who has eaten pineapple or asparagus knows that there is an immediate correlation between those foods and the odor/flavor of one's bodily fluids.

There has not been enough scientific research on the subject and accounts of such flavorings are largely anecdotal except for Asparagus, which has been shown to cause odor through sulfur-containing amino acids. I propose a year long study featuring a cross section of couples to determine some constants. It would be a representative sample of the population - multi-ethnic, gay/straight, vegetarian, health-nut, skinny, obese, etc. Couples would be given certain control foods, as well as foods thought to cause "flavor adjustments" in sexual fluids. Taste tests would occur, (in the privacy of the home, of course) and the results would be recorded.

At the end of the study, the statistical data would be analyzed and the resulting information would be placed into a cookbook called "Sweet N' Sour Semen, Volume 1" The book would include recipes for grilled pineapple asparagus, as well as all sorts of other interesting combinations. Beside each recipe would be a listing of what the resulting body fluid flavor would be. Perfect for those special intimate moments like Valentine's Day or Anniversaries.

Food hacks. Hacks for love. Hacks for life. Bon Appetit.

tourist, Jan 23 2006

Semen Sweetener http://www.semenex.com/whatissemenex.htm
[Giblet, Jan 24 2006]

The Restaurant of Urine-Alterine Cuisine The_20Restaurant_20...-Altering_20Cuisine
by hippo. Seems related. [calum, Jan 24 2006]

Vagina jam Vagina-Jam
Here we go again [nineteenthly, Jan 25 2006]

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
"Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants." [jutta, Nov 24 2008]

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       sementricks +
xenzag, Jan 23 2006
  

       //Anyone who has eaten pineapple... knows... immediate correlation... flavor of one's bodily fluids.//
Anyone? I must not have enough free time...
AfroAssault, Jan 23 2006
  

       What Afro said. Nice to see ya, mate!.
gnomethang, Jan 23 2006
  

       FYI, I once posted this idea (or something very similar thereto), and got summarily clobbered.
DrCurry, Jan 23 2006
  

       It's all down to first readers. You must have had a couple of girls read it first, [DrC].
moomintroll, Jan 23 2006
  

       These ideas seem to be reasonating with the current crowd quite well. I blame [benfrost].
hidden truths, Jan 24 2006
  

       //So the idea is a cookbook which promotes a high-risk sexual activity?//   

       [AA], you're obviously not the only one with no free time.
benindubai, Jan 24 2006
  

       I think to a certain extent that no matter what one eats, it wont greatly alter the flavor of the semen.
shinobi, Jan 24 2006
  

       This would become the college book that everyone would own and have prominantly on the shelf but never use. [+]
miasere, Jan 24 2006
  

       Book? Oscar loves to read !! <book disappears into trashcan>
reensure, Jan 24 2006
  

       Bitter foods like chocolate and coffee can lend that taste to your baby batter, while sweet fruits and the like supposedly helps the taste. At least, according to Cosmopolitan.
notmarkflynn, Jan 25 2006
  

       Add a frothy blend to your coffee for an ejaculatté.
Cuit_au_Four, Jan 25 2006
  

       /ejaculatté/ now that is pretty funny.
bungston, Jan 25 2006
  

       Get yourself employment in a Barista Job, a good BJ could help with your ejaculatte.
Giblet, Jan 25 2006
  

       Have you tried Cumquat?
Minimal, Jan 25 2006
  

       "You are what they ate."
Shz, Jan 25 2006
  

       Regarding [Giblet]'s link - eeeuuuw! What would it taste like if you ate vagina jam?
nineteenthly, Jan 25 2006
  

       What the blazes is vagina jam? Please tell me it is not homemade...
notmarkflynn, Jan 25 2006
  

       You had to ask...
Shz, Jan 25 2006
  

       753,000 hits on google!   

       the 1st is ours, er, BF's   

       the women's institute were forbidden to sell jam under health and safety rules <giggle>
po, Jan 25 2006
  

       [+] this is just right in so many ways
bumhat, Jan 26 2006
  

       getting sick of the regular semen taste are you?
Antegrity, Jan 26 2006
  

       Come again? This idea sucks. [bun]
Dub, Jan 26 2006
  

       (( laugh )) ... it does a body good.
reensure, Jan 26 2006
  

       Incidentally, O/T Fact: If you get an original copy of Serge Gainsbourg (& Jane Birkin)'s "je t'aime" on vinyl - You can see the words "Come again, love?" on the lead-out area.(It was scratched into the master plate)
Dub, Jan 27 2006
  

       Couldn't you just tell your perspective partner that your semen tastes good? Who cares if it really does?
Lasko, Jan 28 2006
  

       ...is this a *flavor* idea??
xandram, Oct 29 2010
  
      
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