Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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TP with Nair

simple, pain free, effective
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We’ve all seen toilet paper with aloe before, how about toilet paper with Nair? Power through and prevent Dingleberries at the source.
FeelinPhine, Nov 09 2003

dingleberry definition http://www.turdword...Word.cfm?wordID=590
[FeelinPhine, Oct 04 2004]


       I made good on the deal.
FeelinPhine, Nov 09 2003

       for you boys   


       Flip open cap. Squeeze cream onto palm. Gently apply cream evenly and completely to cover hair with a thick, even layer. DO NOT RUB IN. After 5 or 6 minutes test a small area. If hair does not wipe off easily, leave on a little longer. DO NOT EXCEED 10 MINUTES. For especially coarse or hard to remove hair, saturate hair with lukewarm water for several minutes, pat dry and then apply product. To remove hair: rinse thoroughly with lukewarm water using a washcloth or a sponge if necessary. DO NOT RUB OR USE SOAP. Pat dry. Keep the container closed when not in use.
po, Nov 09 2003

       Nair isn't really painless, or so I've heard.
Madcat, Nov 09 2003

       {link} "I see by the look on the male model's face there will be a rush on this product."
Notice you can't see the woman's hands, either...
phoenix, Nov 09 2003

       Aren't there warnings on "Nair-like" depilatories for you to avoid applying them anywhere near the genital area?
muzer, Nov 10 2003

       [Madcat] Nair stinks like hell and can sting too if you have sensitive skin. Ergo, do you really want to apply a chemical smelling preparation to a sensitive area like your ass?
Mistress Bling, Nov 10 2003

       If this is aimed at men then simply use Sulphuric Acid instead - after all, men will be naturallly reluctant to emerge from the public lavs exclaiming "Blimey my arse stings like mad".
dobtabulous, Nov 10 2003

       [po] //for you boys//   

       Maybe the waxing of arse hair? Agreed, an area which shouldn't be waxed probably, but we're being hypothetical. And I'm feeling evil today ;-p   

       Would love to see the adverts for this product. How would they put it delicately?
Mistress Bling, Nov 10 2003

       [reensure] - great link. I just wonder where her hand is - that may also be a reason for the grimace.
PeterSilly, Nov 10 2003

       "How would they put it delicately?"
The phrase "power through" would probably not be included in such a campaign.
half, Nov 10 2003

       "Men, do you have have that 'Not so fresh' feeling?..."
phoenix, Nov 10 2003


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